The Jawatech

Working to make you more awesome. Don't worry friend, I will teach you. The Jawatech has been serving the local community for over 10 years! Computer Repair, Web design, Custom Graphics and more! I can do Virus removal, Data recovery, Windows and Linux upgrades, Consulting, and hardware installs. I do web design and Graphic design as well and have extensive experience with XHTML, XML, CSS, PHP, FLASH, Various CMS and Projecr management systems, Adobe CS5 Master Collection, Apache, SQL, and much more. Do you like custom computer Cases? I can Solder, Weld, Paint, Basically I can Chop Cut Rebuild your PC. Custom lights and Liquid cooled. If you can dream it then I can build it!

Zombie Removal

zombiesaheadDo you have issues with the undead walking around your neighborhood stinking up the place? Are your friends and loved ones becoming infected one by one only to turn on you? If you are tired of having to kill the people you love just give me a call..or..a yell..or..smoke signal or something… For a low fee I can do the dirty work and offer you protection. I have an upstairs fortified safehouse unreachable to the hoards of evil below. I can offer you food, Shelter, communication, and comfort. This place is a regular Tenpenny Tower. A Beacon of hope.

As payment I accept trade of all sorts.
I am particularly interested in: Food, lead scrap metal, Primer caps, Gasoline, Women, solar panels, candy, soap, knife sharpening stones, soldiering supplies, welding rods/wire, helicopters, women, strong magnets, Aluminum powder, duct tape, fireworks, Mt. Dew, Vodka, tools and so on.

Things I am not interested in: Machine guns, Chainsaws, Anything with coconut in it ESPECIALLY SNOWBALLS. Fuck Snowballs.

TERMS OF AGREEMENT

Pricing is always negotiable. The more you need, the more I will need. If you can not offer any trade but you possess useful skills, we may be able to work out a deal. I am not here to save the world. I am here to survive. My own survival is my number one priority. If we get into a situation where you can not keep up… i can only do so much. Religious followers will not be tolerated nor will extremely immobile individuals. If you are a creationist then don’t even bother asking me for help. Just sit in your living room and pray to your god for help. I have no intention of preserving your ignorance. This is in fact better for humanity. Also If you are a douche or an idiot who can not follow instructions you will not be a part of my group. If you are INFECTED, You will be shot on sight! If you want my help, this is the way its going to be.

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Our new HQ is currently located in South College Station next to what used to be the post office. If it looks deserted, thats because we keep a low profile. Better to be Safe then DEAD.