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The Goblet of Fire Drop Shot

The Goblet of fire is a Harry Potter inspired Drop Shot developed by Milly @ The Tipsy Turtle in Northgate in College Station, Tx. Billy Rainer and myself are co-conspirators to this masterpiece as well as the first two people in the history of mankind ever to taste true glory.

The Goblet of Fire consists of:

In a Glass
1/4 glass of Shiner Bock
1/4 oz of Butterscotch Schnapps

In a Shot
49% Goldschlager
49% Rumple Minze
splash of Grenidine

Drop shot into glass and enjoy the awesome. For perfection Be sure to visit The Tipsy Turtle in College Station, Texas. Ask for Milly and tell her Jeremy sent you for the The Goblet of Fire. IT IS AMAZING!

My Pointless Battle

OK so i have been going back and forth with the mailman for weeks now about this letter. Apparently they cant deliver it unless i sign for it because it is certified mail so it must be important. They attempted to deliver it 3 different times and they say i wasn’t home. I know for a fact that i WAS home because i still dont have a job. So they are lying because they don’t want to come up stairs and knock on my door. So I returned the signed paper once again into the mail box but this time i attached an extra note in large bold font that read “TRY KNOCKING ON THE DOOR“. Well needless to say that didn’t go over very well because the next day i checked the mailbox and i had a whole bunch of junk mail and a reply note that read “Someone needs to be home! NEED’s another signature on Return Receipt will redeliver Try to redeliver again on Wed 6/24/09“  Uhh… OK. I was home all day and no one knocked on the door. I wonder if they were knocking on my downstairs neighbors door.. Anyway while reading that i looked at the calender and it is already Wed 6/24/09. So i immediately made a new Nicer note for the mailman. It was kinda long and he kept it but it basically said sorry for being an ass and if you don’t want to come up stairs call my cell and I’ll meet you down stairs. Not 30 min later i got a knock on the door and what do you know. There stands a happy mailman with my letter. I signed it and we laughed about it for a min and he was off. I was expecting money from a job i had done in Austin but turns out the letter was from the city of college station bitching about how i sometimes forget to get my trashcan away from the road after trash day. Its like they want you to stand by your door and as soon as the garbage truck sets your can down Sprint over there and Chuck Norris kick it back to the side of your house before its too late. The longest I have ever left it there is one day because I was out all day and I forgot. They usually just put these blue tags on the trashcan handle ti bitch at you and i just tear them off and throw them in the can right then and there. Do they seriously have a Trash police? The letter was a Final notice. If it happens again they are going to make us pay them some outrageous amount like $500. All that trouble just to get bitched at…lol

I hear the trash truck coming now, I’d better go…